The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jadarian Price
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.