The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.