The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
77%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.