The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Kallerup, that's a flag." Kallerup: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.