The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.