The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.