The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Ref: "Number Kallerup, that's a flag." Kallerup: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.