The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kallerup is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kallerup's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.