The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kallerup is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.