The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.