The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.