The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Kallerup, that's a flag." Kallerup: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jadarian Price
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.