The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.