The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.