The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kallerup gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.