The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.