The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.