The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.