The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Kallerup, that's a flag." Kallerup: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.