The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.