The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.