The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.