The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.