The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.