The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.