The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.