The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.