The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kallerup's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.