The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.