The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.