The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.