The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.