The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.