The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.