The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Kallerup, that's a flag." Kallerup: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.