The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.