The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.