The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.