The Hamstring Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Vannett, Vannett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.