The Snap Count Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Ref: "Number Vannett, that's a flag." Vannett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A mysterious flag erases Vannett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vannett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.