The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A mysterious flag erases Vannett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vannett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.