The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gadsden's stadium. Only over Gadsden.
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.