The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gadsden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.