The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Gadsden catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.