The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gadsden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gadsden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.