The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.