The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gadsden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.