The Chip-and-Release Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Ref: "Number Gadsden, that's a flag." Gadsden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gadsden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.