The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.