The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“The broadcast shows Gadsden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.